My friend Kiara and I always seem to have some epically terrible autocorrect mishaps in our conversations. We’re the type of friends though that it just makes the already funny conversation that much better. The corrections tend to either down play someone’s rant by changing fuck to duck. Or we create sexual innuendos without even realizing it because autocorrect gets in the way. I don’t know why, but autocorrect seems to come out in all of its infinite annoyance when I have a text conversation specifically with Kiara.

Otherwise my autocorrects tend to be when I place too much faith in the system to guess what I’m going to say and hope that it’ll know what ‘kahsdf’ is supposed to be. Recently I meant to say I was ‘down’ to do something and autocorrect filled in ‘Glenn’ because my gibberish wasn’t close enough to use the system correctly.